The Great Migration...to contact lenses !

Every once in a while you hav this moment of inspiration to do something big...I had several ones in life and finally decided to just do it...I decided to break-up with my glasses after 14 years of love-hate relationship...I loved her more than anything else sometimes..she would show me life's most beautiful sights..all the curves down to the last detail !...but I hated her also for several reasons...here's some of them.

1. Chinese Chicks: a few years ago, we were in Kaveri Nisargadhama on the way to Coorg...it was a beautiful afternoon..the sun was shining and the water was cool..here we were 4 or 5 single guys (some of us studied in only boys school and did not have opportunities for courtship you see...also the internet access was bad at that time as it was only dial up !) splashing around in the water when suddenly all guys see a group of chinese chicks playing in the water !!!..all of them could see except ME dammit...by the time I ran to get the glasses, they were out of the water...

2. Goa beach: a few years ago, we were in Goa...it was a beautiful afternoon...the sun was shining and the water was cool..here we were 4 or 5 single guys (I think it was the same bunch of losers if i am not wrong !) playing in the waves when suddenly all guys see a couple making out on the beach !!!...all of them could see except ME dammit...by the time I ran to get the glasses, these guys acted like such circus stars that the couple were gone...

3. River rafting: the guys (well dont jump to conclusions here already...one of them managed to get a 'girlfriend'..ooooohhh...ha ha (evil laughter)) and a couple of gals went for rafting one fine weekend...so here we were boarding the raft when the instructor asked to REMOVE the glasses as it can turn out to be DANGEROUS !!!...well i said what harm could that cause and gave it away to only realize that the last stretch offered some fantastic views of nature and all of them could see so many species of birds all around...all of them except ME ! (not tht i am interested in seeing birds .... i mean its still important to be not treated like a blind guy and these guys jump on every opportunity to do so )...

4. Sun glasses: see all my friends are single !!...wat are the odds of that happening !...it was as if god brought all of us together so that we can fight against this social injustice as a unit...but as it turns out, we are fighting one another...so here we are hanging out during the weekends at forum mall, garuda mall, the great streets (MG, brigade, commercial), partying at clubs and everywhere the guys hav their sunglasses on ! here I am with these stupid glass pieces sitting on my nose and guys are pulling of this cool look..a gal one day in forum walks past my friend and says 'Nice Shades' !!...duh..here I am standing like a light house and she's more interested in the shades !

Thats' it man...I need a divorce..I need to move on and I am going lenses this weekend !